What the hell?

You too can be witty by paying money to recieve a text messaged joke on your cell phone?

Who uses this? And more importantly, what is the success rate?

I want to know the "laughter" to "shuned" or "akward silence" ratio these people get. What's next?

Conversation starters? Answers to akward questions? Witty comebacks to bitchy comments?

Will there be delays to conversations now like speaking with someone using Voice-over-IP?

People need joke text messaging like they need mullets.

The BELLYDANCE SUPERSTARS are unleashed upon the world once again!!!

Check out their website at www.bellydancesuperstars.com to see if they'll be in your area...

and then madly get tickets cause you'll feel really sheepish if you miss it.

I went to the show in Vancouver last year and it totally blew me away,

Seriously... talent much? These ladies are so dedicated to dancing and put on such a great show, I highly recommend scooping up some tix.

And I haven't posted on my journal in sooo long that you know it has to be really good to get me to stop procrastinating...

I'll be back to regular posting soon, I've just been getting over the aftermath of my wedding ; )

Somewhere along the way of human de-evolution, someone decided it was sexy to remove their eyebrows and draw them on with pencil crayons.

Why?

We may never know... though I'm continuosly startled by these terrifying, clown like faces everywhere I go. Nobody  likes clowns, and yet we have these girls running around with rainbow shaped eyebrows.

Not to mention the girls who paint on the scary face. Who in their right mind would paint downward-pointing eyebrows in any directon?

Colour is a whole other issue. The rule seems to be: If it's not remotely close to your hair colour, it must be the colour for you. Black eyebrows on brunettes, blonde girls messing around with sienna "eyebrows". It just makes me want to cry.

The Picasso. These ones were either doing their makeup in the back of a speeding vehicle or their eyesight is very bad.

So what can we do to stop this terrifying epidemic? Leave your suggestions here.

Together we can stem the tide of imitation eyebrow disorder.

Dungeon Bunny

I've been staying away from the blog due to umpteen things I've got on the go...

1) Planing my wedding... (I should've had this done a while ago seeing as he asked me in April of '04)

2) Performing... (It seems that performance opportunities are cropping up everywhere and really, who could turn them down???)

3) Costuming... (A girl's gotta wear something on stage and I have the sore fingers from sewing fiddly bits to prove it.)

4) Starting a new job... (Goodbye job of 7 years, hello to something new!)

5) Social Life... (It seems you always get pulled in 17 different directions during the summer because everyone you know is constantly planing some kind of event. Wonderful though it may all be, I can only do so many things at once.)

So in light of these things my blog is getting less love... though I don't love it any less.

But I say hello! And I will try to get in here and write something worth reading soon...

Dungeon Bunny

The Interloper has been awarded "Most Valuable Human of the year" by Dungeon Bunny and her subjects.

Congratulations Mr Interloper and Happy Birthday!

(not sure why? go here: www.the_interloper.bravejournal.com)

Ants.

I have them.

In my apartment.

Wait... it's too late!.... they've heard me typi.... !!!! Arghhhhh....!!!!!

Okay, well it's not quite that bad. But it's bad enough that I've resorted to desperate measures.

I'm treating them to a smorgasbord of sweet, sweet poison nectar.

Normally I hate killing other little creatures, I mean, I happen to be a little creature myself so I can sympathize. Howvever this is WAR. They have moved into my home with force and I will counter with guerilla warfare. What do you think they'd do to you  if they enountered you  making yourself at home in their colony? Yeah, they'd probably do exactly what you're thinking right now!

My supprise raids are actually just Raid Ant Killer. Before that I would jump out from behind the couch and lay the smack down with some duct tape wrapped sticky-sideout around my little hand. This was not productive considering the size of their force. Besides they come to collect their dead and wounded and I think they're re-assembling them back at the colony.

I really like bugs. I do. I think people take them for granted. We seem to believe we are the only real species of consequence on this rock that goes around the sun.

Well, we're not.

I can attest to that.

I have fought the Ants and found them to be worthy adversaries. (and damn interesting to watch too)

General Dungeon Bunny, Leader of the: "I Want My Home Back" Forces of Sugary Goodness

There are two new condenced news papers out in town (they're free) and on every street corner, no matter where you turn, somebody is trying to force one on you.

For god's sake PLEASE leave us alone!!! What the hell are you doing on every corner??? If I wanted a mag style newspaper I'd damn well go to the news paper boxes you've also put on every street corner and get one myself! Why do I and every other person in this city have to get acosted by people in bright orange and green smocks when we step outside? I don't care that britney has sold her pregnacy test and I pitty anyone who does!

On my way to work each morning I have 5 different newspaper freaks jump out at me from various locations. EVERY DAY! Okay, so they're only doing their job, that's fine, I can respect that. I'd be more than happy to sponser a relocation program for newspaper pushers. You know, trying to help them get back to their natural habitat, like... oh, let's say Mars? Yeah, that's right... these people could be sent to terraform Mars.

So let's spread the love and save the endangered newspaper pushers, god knows they're endangered cause the next time I see one that's one less newspaper pusher.

Dungeon Bunny

Keep voting for Tristan!

Send emails to:  mollycrabapplegirls@gmail.com

*and make sure it says "Little Miss Risk" in the subject line!*

Victory is nigh, my friends.

Dungeon Bunny

Our instructor and her troupe "Ala Nar" graciously gave all of us the chance to join them in performing for their hafla at a really lovely greek restaurant last night. The food was delicious too...

My girls, Angelina, Harem Houri, Zenfaerie & I brought the house down along with so many other talented belly dancers. Every single performance rocked the house and we all had so much fun.

This was the first time I wore my "professional" looking bedlah, I was so nervous cause it's super sparkly, but with a few nudges from my buddies I took the plunge and found myself loving every second of wearing it... I think I might even have to get another one... but I'll wait till I've reached the next level ; )

Let's do it again girls!