What the hell?

You too can be witty by paying money to recieve a text messaged joke on your cell phone?

Who uses this? And more importantly, what is the success rate?

I want to know the "laughter" to "shuned" or "akward silence" ratio these people get. What's next?

Conversation starters? Answers to akward questions? Witty comebacks to bitchy comments?

Will there be delays to conversations now like speaking with someone using Voice-over-IP?

People need joke text messaging like they need mullets.