Ants.

I have them.

In my apartment.

Wait... it's too late!.... they've heard me typi.... !!!! Arghhhhh....!!!!!

Okay, well it's not quite that bad. But it's bad enough that I've resorted to desperate measures.

I'm treating them to a smorgasbord of sweet, sweet poison nectar.

Normally I hate killing other little creatures, I mean, I happen to be a little creature myself so I can sympathize. Howvever this is WAR. They have moved into my home with force and I will counter with guerilla warfare. What do you think they'd do to you  if they enountered you  making yourself at home in their colony? Yeah, they'd probably do exactly what you're thinking right now!

My supprise raids are actually just Raid Ant Killer. Before that I would jump out from behind the couch and lay the smack down with some duct tape wrapped sticky-sideout around my little hand. This was not productive considering the size of their force. Besides they come to collect their dead and wounded and I think they're re-assembling them back at the colony.

I really like bugs. I do. I think people take them for granted. We seem to believe we are the only real species of consequence on this rock that goes around the sun.

Well, we're not.

I can attest to that.

I have fought the Ants and found them to be worthy adversaries. (and damn interesting to watch too)

General Dungeon Bunny, Leader of the: "I Want My Home Back" Forces of Sugary Goodness