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Saturday, May 14th 2005

8:10 AM

They don't just come marching two by two anymore...

Ants.

I have them.

In my apartment.

Wait... it's too late!.... they've heard me typi.... !!!! Arghhhhh....!!!!!

Okay, well it's not quite that bad. But it's bad enough that I've resorted to desperate measures.

I'm treating them to a smorgasbord of sweet, sweet poison nectar.

Normally I hate killing other little creatures, I mean, I happen to be a little creature myself so I can sympathize. Howvever this is WAR. They have moved into my home with force and I will counter with guerilla warfare. What do you think they'd do to you  if they enountered you  making yourself at home in their colony? Yeah, they'd probably do exactly what you're thinking right now!

My supprise raids are actually just Raid Ant Killer. Before that I would jump out from behind the couch and lay the smack down with some duct tape wrapped sticky-sideout around my little hand. This was not productive considering the size of their force. Besides they come to collect their dead and wounded and I think they're re-assembling them back at the colony.

I really like bugs. I do. I think people take them for granted. We seem to believe we are the only real species of consequence on this rock that goes around the sun.

Well, we're not.

I can attest to that.

I have fought the Ants and found them to be worthy adversaries. (and damn interesting to watch too)

 

General Dungeon Bunny, Leader of the: "I Want My Home Back" Forces of Sugary Goodness

 

 

56 Comment(s).

Posted by Dungeon Bunny:

I was not refering to "Redundant Array of Independant Disks" when I wrote "Raid".
Just so you know.
Saturday, May 14th 2005 @ 9:04 AM

Posted by Beherzt:

Poor little occupation force, how could they have known they were being sent into a hopeless situation? Doesn’t Onion like to eat them? Sometimes cats like to eat bugs. My cat would eat anything, flies, leatherjackets, spiders; I think she even ate those potato bugs you find under rocks and stumps.
Saturday, May 14th 2005 @ 9:32 AM

Posted by WildBlueMekaLizard:

This is a somewhat cruel but effective way to scare them off: Pull off a piece of that duct tape and carefully stick a few of them, alive, to it. Hang the duct tape where you see the others. The theory is they will hear the screams of the other ants, still alive and unable to move and it will scare them away. I've seen it work with the little red ones, but I used Scotch tape instead of duct tape.
Saturday, May 14th 2005 @ 9:49 AM

Posted by Dungeon Bunny:

Meka, you are a wily one!
They do communicate too, I've watched them summon more of their comrades to the dinner I laid out for them.
The dinner of death.
Saturday, May 14th 2005 @ 10:00 AM

Posted by djrolla:

Rubbing Alcohol! Not just any rubbing alcohol… 91% Rubbing Alcohol. The good stuff!

Sure it is even crueler then duct tape to see those ants drowning in that stuff but more important is that any path that was laid down by previous ants will be gone. All ants follow a path that was set by other ants before them and the rubbing alcohol keeps any new ants from finding these paths.
Saturday, May 14th 2005 @ 12:36 PM

Posted by Adam Leonard:

Ugh, I just tried to type out something long and complicated, then I somehow pressed the "back" button from my keyboard, erasing it all.

OK, basically what I tried to say was that you need to destoy their nest, and as my experiences with these little monsters show, the nest tends to be in the walls somewhere. Since you like to observe the ants, watch one for a while and figure out where they are going in and out of the walls. Most likely it's a tiny hole or a little space where two pieces of molding aren't quite fitting together. Anyway, this is probably the closest you can come to their nest without ripping out part of the wall. spray this and ony other access places as throughly as possible. Also, some Ant Motels can't hurt.
Saturday, May 14th 2005 @ 10:48 PM

Posted by Dungeon Bunny:

Hey thanks guys, those are some great ideas!
Sunday, May 15th 2005 @ 8:47 AM

Posted by BlogFlogger:

If you can create some sort of matter compression ray, you can shrink yourself down to minute proportions and crawl into the nest, where you can make an offering of honey and beer and negotiate a treaty with the ants whereby they become your unholy army of the night.
y'know, if you're into that sort of thing.
Sunday, May 15th 2005 @ 10:37 AM

Posted by Candy:

Good luck with the War! maybe use . Have a great week.
Monday, May 16th 2005 @ 8:26 PM

Posted by Beherzt:

Onion; that name no longer existes to her. Your cat has joined the dark side.
Tuesday, May 17th 2005 @ 11:32 AM

Posted by Dungeon Bunny:

*clears her throat*
Um, my cat IS the dark side.
Tuesday, May 17th 2005 @ 3:58 PM

Posted by WildBlueMekaLizard:

Clicky for a too close for comfort ant encounter. They must DIE...they ALL MUST DIE.
Thursday, May 19th 2005 @ 5:54 PM

Posted by Beherzt:

Interesting is one thing, getting muged on the sky train is another.
Friday, May 20th 2005 @ 9:39 AM

Posted by djrolla:

Getting muged on the sky train is another.

Huh?
Friday, May 20th 2005 @ 10:49 AM

Posted by Dungeon Bunny:

I don't follow...
Friday, May 20th 2005 @ 5:32 PM

Posted by djrolla:

Over...
Friday, May 20th 2005 @ 9:01 PM

Posted by Marky Boy:

as long as you don't get ants in yer pants you should be ok.let 'em live
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 2:29 PM

Posted by Dwight Yoakam:

yep,I agree with Marky Boy,thats the drawbacks of livin in a dungeon.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 2:30 PM

Posted by STAN LAUREL:

I agree Marks always spot on,not just dragons in them dungeons,wee ants too.Stan and Ollie
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 2:32 PM

Posted by Chartreux Chat:

meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,let me at 'em ants.and spiders too mmmmmmmmm.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 2:39 PM

Posted by Dungeon Bunny:

Um... what if the ants have already invaded my pants?
What then?
Ants are somewhat less fun to fight than dragons, it might be their lack of breath weapons.
They have considerably less damage reduction too.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 2:46 PM

Posted by Dungeon Bunny:

Uh, spiders?
What spiders!!!
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 2:47 PM

Posted by Marky Boy:

aye,ma wee cat would eat them mices to pieces and yer ants n spiders too.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 2:52 PM

Posted by Johnny Cash:

That's a greatttttttttttttttt cat Marks got.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 3:00 PM

Posted by Dungeon Bunny:

Yes, but can your cat call on the forces of darkness at will?
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 3:01 PM

Posted by ADAM ANT:

heyyyyyy Bunny Girl leave my compadres alone,they need a home too.Adam
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 3:07 PM

Posted by Marky Boy:

of course Bunny Lassie,my wee chartreux was sent to me by Alison Jollie.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 3:14 PM

Posted by ADAM ANT:

see what i've got to say about my fellow Ants on TISWAS.and watch out for the Phantom Flan Flinger.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 3:31 PM

Posted by Beherzt:

Understand my comment, you did not. Explain myself I could. But shrouded in darkness and evil the tail will be.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 5:54 PM

Posted by ADAM ANT:

Don't go berserk berherzt,ADAM and the ANTS will be The Kings of the wild Frontier FOREVER.Are you the Phantom Flan Flinger?.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 6:24 PM

Posted by Frank Zappa:

what the hell's goin on in here.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 6:47 PM

Posted by djrolla:

COOL! Looks like all the celebs like to hang out inside the Dungeon Bunny playhouse! Can I join in?
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 @ 7:35 PM

Posted by Michael Flynn:

ZeeArcTune Hear...
I seem to have arrived fashionably late as unusual. I once had an Ant issue and found that Ant Powder workz best. However they just burrowed into the Earth and attacked from the rear. My ankles were swollen from their tiny pincher mandiblez. Tell...Me... D.B. Are there manicles in your Forum. Here it seems quite bright. Sweet Dreamzs
Monday, May 23rd 2005 @ 1:58 AM

Posted by Lisa:

Hi there Dungen Bunny, do you remember what the pink panther said to the ant? ......dead ant.... dead ant.....dead ant dead ant dead ant deaddddd antttttt. Yeah well it was something like that. Give him a call and I think he maybe could solve your ant problem.
Tuesday, May 24th 2005 @ 4:15 AM

Posted by SIr Pink Panther:

Did someone call me?
Tuesday, May 24th 2005 @ 4:17 AM

Posted by djrolla:

Wow! That was fast Lisa! With in two minutes of your post (4:15 ~ 4:17) the Pink Panther shows up! Almost as quick as me asking OZZY when I ask him to show!
Tuesday, May 24th 2005 @ 8:47 AM

Posted by Deadly_Fairy:

i hate ants......i have the tiny tiny ants where they come i do not know but i wont them gone......
Wednesday, May 25th 2005 @ 4:08 PM

Posted by Sevina Imogen Snape:

but do you like uncles?
Wednesday, May 25th 2005 @ 6:36 PM

Posted by djrolla:

The DEADLY FAIRY! Be afraid... Be very afraid...
Thursday, May 26th 2005 @ 1:25 AM

Posted by Mercuda:

I have millipedes in my bathroom. They ARE worthy adversaries. I hate them so much. If I don't rinse out my cup before I drink, sometimes they're waiting inside for me to drink them because they want to make me barf. I hate them.
Thursday, May 26th 2005 @ 6:05 AM

Posted by Cleighten:

Uncooked grits.. Trust me I've killed many an infestation of ants with uncooked grits. They eat the grits.. The grits expand, the ants explode. Works best when you can find the hills.
Monday, May 30th 2005 @ 7:01 PM

Posted by Adam Leonard:

Cleighten: COOL!

"Your head asplode!"

42 comments, about 17 days. Time for a new entry!
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Posted by Dungeon Bunny:

I know, I've just been a busy girl...
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WOW! Look at all the replies!
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