There are two new condenced news papers out in town (they're free) and on every street corner, no matter where you turn, somebody is trying to force one on you.

For god's sake PLEASE leave us alone!!! What the hell are you doing on every corner??? If I wanted a mag style newspaper I'd damn well go to the news paper boxes you've also put on every street corner and get one myself! Why do I and every other person in this city have to get acosted by people in bright orange and green smocks when we step outside? I don't care that britney has sold her pregnacy test and I pitty anyone who does!

On my way to work each morning I have 5 different newspaper freaks jump out at me from various locations. EVERY DAY! Okay, so they're only doing their job, that's fine, I can respect that. I'd be more than happy to sponser a relocation program for newspaper pushers. You know, trying to help them get back to their natural habitat, like... oh, let's say Mars? Yeah, that's right... these people could be sent to terraform Mars.

So let's spread the love and save the endangered newspaper pushers, god knows they're endangered cause the next time I see one that's one less newspaper pusher.

Dungeon Bunny